so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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