i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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