? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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