Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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