i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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