Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
This is the high leading the old right now
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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