Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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