Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
