I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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