My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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