Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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