love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Randomize
