it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
She bit a glass in half.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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