Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
