So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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