you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I wear drunk well.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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