were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
that's an acceptable place to lick
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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