You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
this will be a night to untag.
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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