I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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