His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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