She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
3 2 1 whiskey
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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