when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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