I want to stick my p in your. b.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
what day is it and did you see me today?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I had to cum in my sink.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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