3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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