Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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