love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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