Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
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