I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Sorry my hands just texted you
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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