at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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