there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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