Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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