I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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