He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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