How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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