oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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