peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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