after a month anything with tits is on the radar
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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