Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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