So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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