I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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