Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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