Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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