There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Randomize
