If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
smell my finger.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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