I want to have your abortion
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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