Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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