New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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