TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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