U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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