Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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