They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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