We're facebook friends in real life
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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