kristin has been a bad kristin
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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